Polishing Cloth not connected (and out of stock)

That's funny, but at least it would help to justify the cost of the thing. Thanks to Peter.

Oh, and if you want one the lead time is now out to 10-12 weeks!

As it happens, I was at the Apple Store yesterday having the battery replaced on my old iPhone X and I asked about the polishing cloth. The man helping me, who was absolutely brilliant by the way, just rolled his eyes and seemed to know I was not being serious. I won't repeat the rest of the conversation, but needless to say he went way off script?