Your child might die, but probably not, hopefully...

https://twitter.com/gilliankeegan/status/1698966539381203190?s=61&t=JuyFRAgHZkMOpfa1a5agcA

Gillian Keegan above, the Education Secretary, advising parents that most schools will not kill their children.

This is one day after she swore while moaning that she was not being congratulated for screwing up.

It reminds me of the classic Day Today clip below in terms of taking responsibility-

https://youtu.be/th-6VcE0CPE?si=l3L44bHnPk7lIlPJ